It’s always nice when dads offer a helping hand, but you shouldn’t always accept that offer.
It’s always nice when dads offer a helping hand, but you shouldn’t always accept that offer. Let’s hear it for the great dads out there. They protect us, love us and no one is over-protective like a father. However, they can also be the absolute worst. I don’t know what it is about producing offspring that causes their sense of humor to warp so drastically. Is it a brain chemical? Is it an evolutionary response to something from thousands of years ago that was ingrained in males’ DNA that showed the best way to care for their young was to make 3,465% more puns?
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I Don’t Believe In Labels
Hey, at least they care.
This dad takes parenting seriously. He wants to make sure everyone is aware this is, indeed, a baby. Seem silly, no? He may or may not have a label maker obsession, but hey, when dad’s alone with his newborn and a label maker, hilarity ensues. And we are all better for it!
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Kiwi Kiddo
Doesn’t seem so silly anymore, does it? A baby label would come in handy right about now. I can’t tell these two things apart.
Which is a shame, since I could really go for a smoothie right now but am too terrified of putting the wrong one in the blender.
3
Mmmmmmask
I get that fathers can be a little over-protective of their kids. Some aren’t comfortable with their face being seen online by countless strangers.
However, there has to be a better way to hide their identity. They look like a superhero that only fights criminals with a gluten intolerance.
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Daddy-Daughter Day
Having a daughter can be rough for some dads. They have to learn about all sorts of girly stuff they never knew about before, like tea parties and makeup and…hair do’s.
But for other dads, it’s no issue at all. They know how to improvise.
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Snuggly Selfie
Anyways, if you’re looking for a cheap, great Halloween costume, here you go. You can thanks us later.
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Premature Balding
Or, if you’re willing to put more time and effort into a costume, this is another option.
Sure, his mom might be upset you actually shaved his head for this. But hey, if you’re gonna enter a costume contest, you should be willing to do whatever it takes to win.
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So Many Options
Hey, don’t be too upset if Dad decided to mess with your kid’s hairdo. Children’s hair is very easy and fun to sculpt.
Heck, it’s one of the best reasons to have a kid in the first place. Well, bubblebath is one of those advantages too. And baby smiles…
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Shock And Goo-Goo Ga-Gawe
“Son, I know you’re still very young, but I never want to lie to you. I’m sure by now you’ve heard of this Santa Claus fella. Well, I want you to understand that he’s not real.”
“Gasp!” Insert epic eyebrows and dad’s sense of humour. BOOM!
9
Vinfant Diesel
“Yeah, my old man broke the Santa news to me pretty young.
I didn’t handle it well at first, but honestly, it was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. Really toughened me up, ya know?”
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It’s-A-Me
Man, who knew Wario was such a cute baby? I’m shocked he has so much anger and resentment towards Mario. What could have gone wrong in his childhood?
Is there anything quite as awesome as the sweet, sweet joining of babies and video games? Nah, I didn’t think so.